About three weeks ago, the mail brought a slim envelope, addressed to me, from the University of Washington Medical Center. I was puzzled by the the envelope’s slimness; it did not have the heft that one expects from a large medical bill of the sort that we’re expecting for Paul’s surgery and hospital stay. Opening the envelope, I found that it contained a single sheet of paper. This sheet was entitled “Summary of Charges,” and it listed, in single line items, the amounts that UWMC is charging for various services, to wit:
DAILY SERVICE: 8 DAYS@ 873.50………….6,988.00
DAILY SERVICE: 2 DAYS@ 2,822.50……….5,645.00
O.R. SERVICES………………………………18,416.00
…Anesthesia, Respiratory, etc. etc. …
TOTAL CHARGES…………………………….55,863.61
YOUR INSURANCE WILL BE BILLED
My first reaction, upon seeing this, was to be incredibly thankful and relieved that we have medical insurance. My second reaction was to wonder how damn long it will take to sort out all of the costs with said medical insurance.
Today another envelope arrived, this one from UW Physicians. The five pages enclosed are a “Physician Statement,” and include billing for Drs. Futran and Weymuller, as well as Dr. Kovacs (the internist from the surgical consult team who monitored Paul’s heart condition during his hospitalization), an anesthesiologist, a pathologist, and five different radiologists. While the statement includes the appointments with Drs. Futran, Weymuller and Kovacs prior to Paul’s surgery, it does not include any appointments post-discharge, except for the barium swallow test. Here’s the damage:
New Charges on this statement:…………30,260.79
Insurance payments:………………………….-24.30
Adjustments:………………………………….-137.80
Account balance:…………………………..30,098.69
Pending insurance processing:……………29,901.99
PAYMENT DUE NOW:………………………….196.70
And, at the bottom of each page, this note: IMPORTANT: This statement reflects Physician services only. You may receive a separate statement for hospital/clinic charges.
The medical center and the doctors bill separately. Great. More paperwork. More matching meaningless codes from the UW system to other meaningless codes from our insurance carrier. At this point – 6 1/2 weeks after Paul’s surgery – the charges that we’ve seen from UW for Paul’s surgery total $86,124.40. And so far, our insurance has paid $24.30, and told us that we owe $196.70.
We have received a dozen or so pages of gobbledygook from our insurance, but I haven’t had the heart/brain/nerve to attempt to decipher them yet. It’s all just going into a big folder, labelled “I can’t think about that today. I’ll just go crazy if I do. I’ll think about it tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day.”
Two movie references in two sentences… time to go to bed.